Wacky Job Titles!

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Ever heard someone call themselves a `Social Media Ninja`? How

about 'BBQ Master'? 'Chief BooBoo Kisser'? We've all heard these made up job titles and probably a million more, we giggle and move on and don't think of it again. Did you know however that 'Chick Sexer' is a real job?! And no, your drunk buddy Lou hitting on girls at the bar isn't “on to something”, its the job title of the person who identifies the gender of baby chicks.

According to US government's authoritative manual, here are some more real wacky real job titles!

Whizzer – operates felt-hat drying machinery

Bed Rubber – operates machine which smooths stone blocks

Flatcar Whacker – maintains and repairs logging rail cars

Fur Blower – runs machinery for fumigating and cleaning furs

Sea-Foam-Kiss Maker– makes candy kisses and puts them on wax paper to harden

Unscrambler– controls movement on food processing conveyor belts

Cake Stripper – operates a machine used in the cottonseed oil business

Last Putter-Away - sorts and stores shoe moulds

Mother Repairer – improves metal phonograph record matrices

Wrinkle Chaser – uses various tools to remove defects from new shoes

Oyster Floater– spreads shellfish in container to keep fresh / remove impurities

Debubblizer – operates equipment which removes bubbles from plastics

Nut Steamer – immerses almonds, pecans etc in hot water to soften shells

Sulky Driver– takes charge of two-wheel, horse-drawn carriages in races

Brilliandeer-Lopper – uses a machine to cut and shape diamonds

Tubber – tends tumbling machines which clean items to be used as jewellery

Snailer – operates machine which polishes and inscribes clocks and watches

Skull Grinder – cleans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads

Smash Hand – repairs broken yarns on a loom

Bucket Chucker – operates machine for smoothing inside surface of buckets

Napper Tender – operates machinery which gives socks a fluffy appearance

Carroter – conditions fur for use in felt hat manufacture

Fur Blower – runs machinery for fumigating and cleaning furs

By Jodi Sonoda

Jodi has been blogging for over 3 years, and is excited to currently be blogging with Nexxt for collegejobbank.com, realestatejobsite.com and educationjobsite.com. She is attached to the internet at the hip and enjoys the constant connection. She spends most of her offline time playing dolls and reading picture books with her two year old. You can also occasionally find her rocking the mic at karaoke night.


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